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that was great, nice music, great atmosphere, pretty good graphics
Reviews for "Inflatable Jesus"
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whatever
horrorshow flash
I love this. I love the message. I love the sound. I love the atmosphere. I love how its short and sweet. I ESPECIALLY love how you have stepped on the toes of so many apparantly uptite humour lacking Christians and some weirdo that has a Japanese fetish. If I ever get enough free time to learn flash, this is the kinda stuff I want to make.
This is totaly unexeptable for Newgrounds.
This is not the place to question unquestionable icons. Please stick to the following, christianly acceptable Newgrounds categories.
1. Mindless mega-violence. Having people horribly killed, mained and riped to peices. Just remember to have random inocents butchered for no reson. A time honored christian tradition.
2. Pointless sex games. Raping girls in their sleep, turning them into crack whores so you can use them for your pleasure, etc is all fine as long as it's the woman who is being objectified.
3. Video game rip offs. Take Mario, Mega-man or Sonic and make them go through some pointless story line. Better yet put together all three in a "story" for no particular reason.
4. I wish I were Japanesse (I hate that I'm white). Just make sure to ignore facts like actual Japanesse fighting techniqes, that most people were basicly slaves in old japan and that they have the highest suicide rate because of their represivly stratified culture.
Stick to those categories and you can be a success here.....
rather then burn in hell :D
MrHappyFace responds:
That, my friend, is one of my favorite reviews I've gotten yet. Thank you.
wtf?
like i said, wtf?
MrHappyFace responds:
I dunno man, but it's freakin me out too! Let's go talk to the professor and see if he has any answers!