Absolutely retarded
I'm sorry, but I strongly feel like this is not deserving of front page status at all. Nothing about this submission is even remotely above average (or average for that matter). Hands down, this sucks. It's a waste of time and is retarded. I don't find it to be funny and I don't think that anyone over the age of 7 would find it funny either. Seriously, this isn't deserving of anything above a 2/5, and certainly not front page status.