ahahahaha
shapeshifting so overrated
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Reviews for "Dr Engino"
Engineer: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Heavy: (screams)
Engineer: Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
...use a gun. And if that don't work ...use more gun.
Mistique: My Skull!
Engineer: Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me...
...Built by me...
...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
damnit had to climb back in my chair fell down laughing wow this is unexpectedtly hilarious XD
PERFECT! I have to say I didn't expect much from an X-Men post, but this is really funny. I also applaud the TF2 reference.
Would've been twice as funny if the Engineer was playing his guitar