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Oh see now you got me all excited. Look I'm gay. What!? Well, how gay are you? Very very gay. You must have dialed the very gay escort service. Oh shit, see sometimes my fingers swell up and I can't cleanly hit the numbers. They should make a phone for full figured girls. They should. So, what do we do? (licky licky with tongue). AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, I'm babbling like a school girl, please c'mon, finish it Jose, because I am no de grass'opper.