LOL!
haha I got all of them right except for the 3rd one.Questioner "If you have 3 apples and you take away 2 how many apples left?" Me "1". Questioner "incorrect!. If you have 3 apples and you take away 2 you have 2 apples. Because it is you who take them away!"
What if you change it and if you get all 3 questions right it says "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE DUMB!"