Reviews for strawberry's rant

[drumstick]

I'm not here to hate, but...

Speaking for the thousands of artists on newgrounds, clock movies are by far the EASIEST movies to animate. They are simple motion tweens. And I really hope this strawberry clock guy isn't as cocky as he sounds. I've never heard of the guy before, and I've been on NG for 5 years now.

Anywho, I think clock movies are a disgrace to animation and only appeal to the 13-15 year olds who don't mind watching a redundantley animated fully-tweened movies with a lame excuse for voice acting.

[Heaz]

Here's a real rant.

Okay, if you ARE king of the portal you do NOT deserve it. Someone that deserves it is someone like the guy that does Xombie and the guys that work hard on meaningful or actual funny animations. Or just plain someone who knows how to make a flash that doesn't have some fruit jumping around in one spot on a white screen.

And can you NOT get something that is less annoying than that ridiculous voice? And what the hell is "b" supposed to mean? It's flash like this that turns people into morons. Running around screaming "B" and/or "lol" in real life like it's cool or intelligent.

Now, I will give SOME of the clock crew members credit. Some of them have made flashes that I enjoyed somewhat or liked a lot. Most of those were ones that didn't have the voice and/or had a lot actually going on(background, character interaction, scene changes).

Cmon, impress me. Make something that doesn't have a white screen and has the character actually moving and not saying anything but still getting a good point across. Now if you can pull that off, then you've got skill.

Kazzar responds:

just one thing. I'm not a moron fyi. and I just do these movies for fun. but I'm not fixing to impress just you, because I have other viewers to satisfy. but you have to admit the animation is good. well, you probably won't

[KWAS71KCK]

meh

i dont like clocks, but this one didn't suck.

[Sephiroth00657]

it was funny but...

clocks aren't really the most original artwork, I mean anyone can draw object and stick a clock in it. the voice sounds like that damn bonzi buddy which i hate because he fucked my computer over, the animation was ok but it could be improved like you could add a backround or something, and make it more interesting, not just some fruit jumping around, talking about how great clocks are.

[lar-jarse]

Ghey, False. Ghey.

Clock crew movies fucking suck. B is pointless, ghey, and stupid. "OO ALL HAIL B OMFGFOMFGOFGMGOFMGF" Shut the fuck up, please. 50% of NG animators are NOT clocks, you jackass, so please stop lieng. Mostly only clocks vote for clock movies. But since there are 589730 newbie clocks, and like 10 good clock animators, they get good scores. BIG FUCKIN WHOOP. They still suck, and they ALWAYS will. Stop trying to make it better, it wont work, its impossible to make B look cool.