eeehhh
Personally, I don't know what this flash did to deserve turd of the week. Granted its nothing special, uninspired, and a little boring, but I could name tons of flash movies that are much more deserving the week's turd(like this weeks underdog).
Straight up GAY.
Hmm...
It was ok, but there were several large things that didn't contribute to the movie. Instead, they made me think less of it. That's not important, though...first things first, GanjaRanja was right, you should make a preloader. Secondly, the character were INSANELY disporportionate...I've heard of super imposing, but this is ridiculous. They looked like they were heavy steriod addicts, and their muscles were bigger than their head. Another thing would be to lay off the gradients, and to make a more origional hero and villan. That's all I have to say. If you could fix those problems (along with the gradients), it would be great. The music is very fitting, might I add.
Hints to improve this movie
1) Add a preloader! I cannot tell you how much of a pain in the ass it was to wait for the entire damn movie to load!!!
2) Lose your dependence on the gradients. Gradients just make your movie look sophomoric and add nothing to the style.
3) Add a plot, instead of characters from (Hairy) DragonBallZ kicking the shit out of each other.
I like the music--that's the best part. And your attempts at narration turned out better than most others (does any1 have a "special brain?"). You got robbed...and it shows in your score (I think your score is the highest ever for a "turd" movie).
This isnt all that good...
but its DEFINITELY not a "turd-of-the-week". I mean geeze, look at the effort. He obviously spent a little time on this, it wasnt that BAD. Look at a movie like "The Elements" - That made best 20 of last week! IT WAS SHIT, it should have been in turd, not this. He spent effort on it and he's obviously a dedicated fan. Give the guy some credit. (and vote off "The Elements", all it is is scrolling text and a stolen song...)