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Reviews for "The Missionary Position"

My thoughts exactly

AS an atheist and antichrist I loved this flash. It represented every thing I despise about christianity. And for all you bible packing super-christians out there, wake up and relize that Jesus Christ never existed. Christianity is a mind controlling meme created by calpurnious Piso around 60 AD to controll the slaves (primarily jews). Every thing else is loosley based on facts(EX:noahas ark) but jesus and everyone close to jesus is fictional. A couple of statements from the bible proves that it was created for those purposes. Jesus was against Ceasar emenssly in the bible but said not to resist him but to instead give into his will. It also states that no person with money will enter heaven so you should give your money to the roman empire.

Look at antichrist.NET

It's true...

Organized religion created by men, or the false church or false christian church, do expect others to bow down to their false gods which are concocted by men. Jesus however, hated organized religion and condemned it, choosing that you should choose to believe in freedom, including freedom of the false religions of men. Before mixing Jesus up in man's false religions you should read the Bible cover to cover old and new testament in order to truly know where you and Jesus stands. If you love freedom search for the ultimate freedom. Believing in and loving God is not a crime or a prison sentence.

Funny...

At least that dude is a jerk off like Sally Struthers, That shit was good, keep it coming...

so very true

i my self am part of an orginized religion and it is true they spend more time forceing it apon people that they miss the big picture.

Misguided

You clearly have no idea of what mission trips are really about. Next time try to become a bit more educated about your subject matter before you devote time to it. God bless.