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Reviews for "The KERRY Kampaign"

That was HORRIBLE!!!!!

It kept me laughing for the whole thing(and probably hours).Before you go into battle,You have to look a parent in the eye and truthfully say "I $*#(ED Two Young BYCYCLE MECHANICS!!!!!"

ROFLMAO!!

I cant stop laughing. Keep up the good work. LOLOLOLOL!!!! Hail to the loser. All that shit talk from the left for nothing!! Just as I predicted!

Very nice. Not really satire though.

I was sort of hoping for some sort of satire. Instead I got a technical marvel with some great visuals and atmosphere, paired with reasonable audio editing...wasted on a rambling incoherent "speech" which seemed to be focused more on the fact that you can make people sound like they're saying "fuck" by using a beep.

To be frank, anybody who found this to be a legitimate critique of Kerry or his policies is a fucking moron. To those people, I say don't vote. Don't even post on the internet again, because your presence is hurting america by making the whole nation seem like a bunch of partesian nut-jobs who are riled into a fervor by anything even remotely "anti-other guy".

To the creator of this piece, you have great technical skill. Do yourself and the country a favour, and if you want to attack kerry, do so with salient points, or at least jokes which can be said to be about HIM, rather than just two bicycle mechanics. Note that the people making anti-bush flashes aren't just flailing randomly at the man, they have points against his policy or his person, and THAT'S what makes them watchable. Same for the ones against clinton, or Osama bin Laden, or whoever. Just making a rambling speech doesn't work. You need to make it relevant, or it's just another fart joke, except with a politician on the front.

Good

Good sound mixing and I like the mood that you set with the music and camera views. Need to do more stuff like this, ease up on the bike mechanics thing though.

shit

what a shit move