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Reviews for "The KERRY Kampaign"

Pretty impressive

It's amazing how you were able to find Kerry quotes and match them up like that to make him say all those crazy things. Was pretty funny, made me laugh especially when he talked about fucking bicycle mechanics like it was a good thing, lol.

John Kerry... 3 Time Purple Heart Winner

Me: Mr. Kerry what is Your stance on Education?
Kerry: Vietnam

Me: Okay... What about your plans for improving the Economy?
Kerry: Vietnam

Me: Mr. Kerry, do you have a stance on anything?
Kerry: Did I mention I was in Vietnam?

Give me one good reason anyone should Vote for Kerry. And for all you retarded Liberals out there, I don't want to hear the words "Bush is stupid". For Christ's Sake the man went to Harvard. You show me a Harvard diploma, then you can say Bush is stupid.

JeremyLokken responds:

Funny dialogue there. You sound like a comedy writer. Thanks for the review!

Vote Kerry 04'

Don't kid yourself, bush is the worst president this country has seen. Bush has single handedly fucked every enviromental policy and law, and squandered the massive budget surplus Bill Clinton left us and turned it into a $450 billion dollar debt. Search for "Bush Resume" in any search engine to see a list of all his wrong doings.

A vote this November for John Kerry will not only help save you money, help your grandparent's pay for their healthcare, and help us fight terrorism, but a vote for Kerry is a vote for a better America - literally.

Kerry 04'

JeremyLokken responds:

Are you saying that the United States shouldn't have spent any money to help the country recover from the 911 terrorist attack?

hahaha

finally someone who makes fun of kerry. i hate that guy. thank you for making it. im sick of ppl bashing bush.

that was fucking geinious

bush bush bush !!! if we get free health care then hospitals will have people as qualified as the people who teach you in school do you want that lol i rock