Try to spot the DIPSHITS!
This was terrible. There was no animation to speak of, only slight manipulation of some graphics. The sound was crap, all of it.
On top of this, you attempt to horn in on the popularity of Sloth TV. Finally, you narrowly escape FELONY status by intimating harm to an EX-president. The SS (err, Secret Service) does not take kindly to threats on the presidential life, even when only hinted at in material such as this (and you thought this was a free country. Tsk! But none of that right now!).
Where was I? Oh yes! This sucked. Thank you.