Jesus Christ, Son!
A very interesting piece, this claveman. The beginning made me want to see Gladiator for the 528th time God damn you! The part with him falling (memory assumes he only fell once) reminded me very much of Family Guy. The Homestar Runner bit was classy as well (keeping in mind I have not a damn clue what class is). I will probably watch the rest of them when they come out, assuming I live through working at a retail store. Despite previous reviews, I understood most of what he said the first time around, just turn up the volume, you'll get it. And if your the only one on the credits then it is quite okay to shorten the damn thing. But overall I enjoyed it and thank you for wasting my much needed 15 minutes plus the 5 spent writing this crap no one will ever read because it is way too long. Keep up whatever crap it is you do.