Reviews for Diablo II

[Dyvaith]

I'm putting what went through my head as I review

Graphics...* because it sucked.
Sound.....9 because the music was cool.
Interactivity...0 because there was none.
Style.....3 because there wasn't any...
Violence....4 because some people got hurt but it still sucked.
Humor....8 because it ws humorously pathetic.
Overall....4 because....I wanna put tryhat....oops I meant "that".

Why did Diablo just walk into his axe and stay there like a jew? What was he anyway? He was like a mix betweeen a pally and a barbarian...and a.......guy. He was short...and cartooney. Umm......umm......he umm....submit

Extar responds:

It's rather worrying that during the flash you were thinking that Diablo looked like a jew.

[hydro1dragon]

lol

how he fightes is hilarious but thats not d2

Extar responds:

You were halfway to understanding the flash until you pissed it all away by complaining that I didn't make an accurate simulation of the game.

[Preternatural]

Was that supposed to be Diablo II?

I want a Diablo II parody, not a Diablo II wanna-be almost funny flash movie. I'm sorry but the only thing you got right in this movie was the super 1337 weapon and the realm down message from b.net

Extar responds:

To answer your question, no, it wasn't meant to be Diablo. You want a Diablo 2 parody? I just want reviews that don't make me lose faith in humanity.

[SuicideStickmen]

Holy Crapomoly

I think the hero's arm was about to fall off for how many times it spun. This was weird for what it was, I've played D2 and it sucks, this seems to be the same way.

Extar responds:

It's a well known and scientifically proven fact that Diablo 2 is actually 'teh win'.

[TiredSikTwisted]

What the...

What is the freaking point of this?

Extar responds:

There's a couple of jokes in there you were too stupid to find.