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Reviews for "French Erotic BIRTHDAY!"

FLYING CIRCUS!

didn't much care for the song, but i can appreciate the monty python reference lol

Still a classic...

No flash better.

Heh

I'm Dutch myself, so it's kinda hard to hear what it says on the subtitles :P
But I like your version better than the original one. ;)

wtf?

I like it!

This isn't french! its Dutch!

For all you guys, I will translte it for you

Original Lyrics
ohoh
ohoh
ohoh
ohoh

weet je wat ik wil
een opblaaskrokodil
om in de zee te drijven
tussen de lekkere wijven

ohoh
ohoh

Ik lust geen championnensoep of bami, bami, bang.
Sambal bij? (Note, this is a common sentence used in dutch Chinese restaurants)
Waarom mot ik op internet dat duurt me veelste lang,
Waarom mot ik een GSM dat ding is altijd stuk,
En een zippie drive met CD-rom, dat doet me ook geen fuck.
Maar

ohoh
ohoh

Ik wil geen tatoering, van Pino op me dij,
een triviante bij de buren, nah nee das niks voor mij.
Ik mot geen breedbeeldtelevisie, t is maar dat je t weet,
En geen video die de afwas doet, nou maar in je reet

Nee, ik wil geen zegeltjes,
Ik wil niet over het gras lopen,
En ik wil al helemaal niet praten met de bestuurder tijdens de rit,
Ik wil geen gratis probeerset electroontjes,
Ik wil niet naar huis, ik wil maar n ding!

weet je wat ik wil
een opblaaskrokodil
om in de zee te drijven
tussen de lekkere wijven

and now the translation

Do you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile
To float in the sea
between hot chicks

I don't like mushroom soup or babi pangang (note: dutch adaption of classic chinese food)
(Do you want Sambal (kind of spicy sauce) with that?)
Why do I have to go on the internet, it takes to long for me!
Why do I need a GSM, it is always broken!
And a floppy drive or CD, I don't give a fuck about that.
But....

Chorus (Do you know what i really want, A inflatable crocodile)

ohoh
ohoh

I don't want a tattoo of Big Bird on my Leg. (Pino is dutch adaption of big bird and is blue instead of yellow)
Or playing Triviant with the neighbours, thats also nothing for me.
I don't want a big flatscreen, just that you know it
And no video that washes the dishes, but your (Ass censored in music)

Do you know what i really want, a inflatable crocodile (chorus)....

No I don't want any stamps (Common dutch store action, if you get alot of stamps you recieve a carton box with crappy products)
I don't walk on the grass
And i really don't want to talk to the bus driver.
I don't want a free sample of batteries (they mention elektroontjes, wich is amsterdam dialect for batteries)
I don't wan't to go home, I only want one thing!

Chorus

I hope You liked my translation. I am a dutch kid myself, not from amsterdam but a vague place in the north of holland) And i just had to respond

The author is called Ome Henk, wich means "Uncle Hugh"

anyway, this animutation was great