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Reviews for "Music to kill Dragons to"

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GOIN TO KILL DRAGONS HIGH ON CRACK ZOMG LEPRECHAUNHEYGENIEWTFLAVAOMGSIRENYAYS WORDOMGFLAMEFCKSHIELD? OHNOEZDRAGONOIHWITIKILLZNOWUDAYLIGHTA TLASTWOOT*DEAD*GAMEOVERTRYAGAINNOCONT INUEFUKKKKK

*slashslash*

Ok, I killed those dragons like you told me to...
Huh? You were kidding? Oh crap...

Best fight song evar

Epic.

...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to kill a dragon?

First you need to register as a dragon slayer. That means you need to register all your dragon slaying equipment:
. Weapon
. food (no food from out of the region is allowed cause they can carry disease or critters that would disrupt the local wildlife)
Then you need to take the ranking test to determine what kind of dragons your allowed to kill. This usually includes camping out in the middle of no where with no tools for a week.

Then you gotta send a request to slay a dragon to the local Hunt Master in the area you wish to hunt in. In can take weeks to get approved!

Plus you need to get a license to use a weapon, 1 for each type. Plus you need to register if you can use magic.

and a ton of other bureaucratic bullshit.

Seriously, something is fucked up when the actual slaying of a dragon is the easiest part of the dragon slaying.

Better than the sugar the queen of Sweden puts on her afternoon tea.