I just got back from eating at KFC with my family.
You know, the "finger-licking good" chicken. All father did the whole time was talk about one of his new friends, who just happens to be a proctologist. For those who don't know, that's the "ass-doctor" They poke and prod with latex all up in yo azz... ...in other words, I DON'T WANNA HEAR THIS SHIT!!!