Turn up the good.
Turn down the suck.
Take the suck knob and turn it all the way down.
Turn up the good.
Turn down the suck.
Take the suck knob and turn it all the way down.
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you got skills, so why don't you USE them you MORON!!!
ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
Obviously he is using pogram "NEOISGAY V1.55" in order to hack the portal and put good comments. Also, he is not trying to make people laugh or vote 5. He is gathering information from everyone who clicks on his 10-cent movies, and using pogram "CAT STAPLER V 7.2" to install porno pictures on everyone's computer.