man... i REALLY wanted to score this better
making an arbitrary single method of defeating an enemy (especially without a hint of some kind about how to do it within the game) makes what could have been a good review as something less.
I took into account the first post nature of this thing, but the planning was all bad.
Rethink your objectives and try again. All you have managed to do is create a frustration machine. And a poorly rendered one at that.