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Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"

haha, cool!

Teach my angry banjo??
Pop my fuzzy grandpa??
move my "missing" checkbook??
throw my yiddish friend??
rock my salty portfolio??
poison my crazy career??
scratch my fluffy burrito?????? hahahha!!!!
pop my crusty hair???
move my slimy tattoo??????
shuffle my crazy donkey??? HAHAHA!!
water my husky career??
wow, apart of that, the game is coooool, and very, very, very, very funny

Ahhh HAHAHA

"spank my squishy monkey"
yaa... hahahaha... damn this is hilirious, although a lot of this doesn't make much sense

Excellent Idea

Hehe, "climb my flaming mailman" Can't get much better than that. This is one of the coolest things on newgrounds.

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wrestle my broken grandpa? sponge my frozen firetruck? free my sticky bomb? chop my angry brother? i could go on and on... cool :)

lol

I got drink my canadian computer and some other ones.