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Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"

hours of fun!

Sorry, I don't hav time to play your game... cause... I, uh... have to scratch my huge sausage. :-)

LOL

Great game!
Funny as hell! :-)

Great Idea

Kwel :)
but you should have had some groovy music to go with it
but still awesome

funny as hell!

FUNNY!
i would like to go on a date with you, mister ugly hairy monster, however, i have to spank my squishy monkey! SOO HILLARIOUS

could have used some music/sound effects

Fuck shaving my hary sausage

i gotta find my tiny sausage

very funny

Poison my Yiddish Mail man very funny
very original i give it a five