verry funny
my boss wouldnt mind if i scratched my slimy monkey
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
Not bad
I'm sure my boss wouldn't mind if I took the day off to "spank" my "hot" "monkey".
hmm
"I'd really love to disarm that bomb, but I can't because I have to examine my floppy waffle."
What the fuck?
heh
Eat my burnt banjo.. lol... pretty cool but different situations would have been better...
Fun and useful
Most useful for you if you're a liar and you're also unimaginative... no, wait, it's really funny!