The almighty jeebuz would apricite this
The Bible is probably the best book ever. You can use it as a coaster, hit people with it, look funny and quote it, eat the pages, fire fuel, toilet paper, start a war, control the stupid people of the world, read it and become president, Hanaukkah present, piss off the Muslims, turn back the clock, and make joints out of the papers.
:] funny story, once me and my friends went outside to shoot at things and one of my friends brought out a bible and after we where done shooting at it (and a bunch of cactuses) we made joints! I know, a bunch of high athist teenagers with a gun and a bible= the most fun night ever