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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Pointless

Anybody can take any sentence and misunderstan it so that it seems something bad. Like
"A great toy for christian kids! Learn about the agonizing final hours of Jesus' life & gain valuable knowledge of the bible & Jesus' teachings" .
Jesus' life & gain? What's a jesus' life & gain? I don't get that. Oh, perhaps "gain" means "secret racoon fucking experience"! Yeah! There's no other explanation.
And by the way. I do not believe in God, then obviously not in Jesus. Anyway I don't understand why should I childishly conclude that Christ, Christians and all Christianity should die...Knowing that lots and lots of people could be reasonfully offended by this kind of thing. Like if you worship Daft Punk at the point you think your existance depends on them, I come and say they should bloodingly die and suffer, then I take every song they composed and turn it in "We are so assholes""we are cheap bastards". That would be quite sad. So moltiply that like a billion times and you get what a believer feels it this situations.

Beyond moralisms: Animation was simple tweening, the sound was just one over and over,the quotes were written small or big depending on how long they were, you could've at least enlarge the baloon,couldn't you.

Then, seems the game was nothing like well done, I suppose your intempt was just to insult Jesus...In whom you don't believe...Why?

Childishness

Pure shit

What kind of irreverent fuck enjoys this??? Im not even christian and i find this offensive! No pun intended, but goddamn it!!!!!!

Sick and Terrible, yet True.

While this game is sick and twisted. It does very much show exactly what happened to Jesus Christ. While I am a Christian I do find this game at least slightly educational. But for you atheists, look at it this way. Jesus Christ was a man who never did anything but help people. The fact that you could get any pleasure out of someone like him being tortured and then executed for doing such is down right disgraceful in any way you look at it.

WHAT

why do people make such satanist things like this

horrible

worst game ever