Excellent
Very creative. Well done.. Wonderfully dark humour... *applauds*
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Just wanted to set the record straight
First off, I am NOT a christian anymore, but I have been a majority of my life and know the Bible pretty well.
Went through it until it repeated, my thoughts are the same on many of these, but for the record..
1. There are several religions of christianity that speak in "tongues" methodists, pentecostals, etc
2. The part about fowls, and 4 legged creatures is only half the line. It speaks of the abominations to eat as they are unclean. If a 4 legged creature is split hooved and chews the cud it is clean, where Muslims and such get that pigs are unclean, but this is rebuked in the new testament with a vision to Paul.
3. Some other great quotes are:
Ec 6:2 - God gives a man riches, wealth, and honor so that he lacks nothing of all he desires for himself, but God does not allow him to enjoy them. Instead, a stranger will enjoy them. This is futile and a sickening tragedy.
and my favorite
Re 18 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book;
19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
Known fact, the new King James Version took a few books out of the Bible, what happened to the guys that did it? Nothing.
Anyways, game sucked, but the humor was decent and you have seen the truth.
This isn't really a game...
But I don't think you were aiming to make it a game. I laughed my ass on some of these. Great job on humor, and it goes to show that Christians will believe anything there "holy" book will tell them.
HAHA humorous and educational
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Whats not too like here. Being an Atheist, i love it. But i'm going to try and not be biased. It takes phrases from the bible and turns them into todays literal meanings, hilarious. I like how you have to hammer the spikes before each phrase, and then you finally get to kill him. The sound is good, not only do you get a snazzy beat while you destroy christ... you get to hear him scream.
THE BAD---------------------------
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Graphics are a little lacking, so is content. I wish we could have put the crown of thorns on his head and whipped him too. That would have been cool.
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Nothing too horrid stands out so there's nothing to say under the ugly.
SUGGESTIONS: follow what i said in the bad section.
RATED: 4/5
OVERALL: 8/10
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Jesus was black.