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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

assholes.

omg stop spamming comments. hatemail them or something. -2 for being not actually a game.

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I'm a Christian, and I'm not really liking this... I know that the scripture is from the bible, but... still... combining scripture with violence is... well... umm... anyways, in Revelation somewhere (I forget), God says, "if you add anything onto this holy bible, I will add on the plagues spoken about in this book." I know I didn't completely memorize it and stuff, but you know what I mean.

oh my.

well,
that game was entertaining.

Its aged well

This is an old game i played it many times ,and it aged well.

Graphics.6/10 Despite being an eight year old game is aged well the look ,is basic Jesus looks okay at the start. When he on the cross its not so good, the blood is bit naff and not to gory ,but it does the job well.

Sound.5/10 Average not to good although the sounds jesus, makes are funny the music is okay not great but its bearble.

Humor.7/10 Im not a christian so im not offended by this its is very funny ,the noises he makes. I find the use of oh fuck annoying, as that all he says.

The game itself a bit limited all you do is through a spear at him and you have very few options. I like the intro, it needs more options. Its simple to play and fun ,but little more choices would have helped.

I guess being made just to offend poeple not always a good idea ,but its old and still offensive to people not me.

Overall a fun game but limited.

Errrr...

I may be an atheist but JEEZ that just WRONG man. Try another subject.

P.S. Good job finding those bible passages.