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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

loved it!!!

i acctually clicked enough to see all the quotes!!! cos they were wicked!!! tbh, i dont see how anyone can take offence to this, unless they deliberately seek offence...

by this, i mean u are not making fun of the crusifiction, merely exagertating the truth, he probably did scream little a woman, i know i would, i mean, having spikes driven through ur hands and feet would be a holy-lot of pain (see what i did there? :P)

also, the bibal quotes are quotes... there is nowhere in the bible that acctually says 'to be read this way!'

i can see where christianity comes from... they have some solid ideas, as does any religion (personally, buddhism is my prefrence (like religion is some kind of icecream flavour...)) but people who get too wound up on everything... its just pointless.

'G-d' (for those of the jewish faith ;)) created free will in order for us to do as we please, so why does any of us, no matter who we are, feel we have the right to tell others otherwise?

anyway, im finished, my rant is out the way... or a defensive speech, whatever... anyway, great game/ gadget/ thing that is entertaining!!! 10/10!! lol loved it!!!

"crucify-me! Jesus"

Nice game, I loved driving spikes into him. Although you could've make the area around his hands clickable instead of his entire arm.

dumd

the bible is right not a joke

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I didn't really get the funny part of the game ^^
Yeah, we understood that you don't just believe in God but that you hate Him, so I guess that you prefer the devil, right?
(it's either one or the other, because God is the Good and the devil is the Bad ^^ yeah I know, it's pretty smart ^^) buuuut! where comes the devil from? From God, obviously! (yeah this isn't also very smart to haven created the devil...but He has His reasons...i guess ^^) uuh however it's not the subject! ^^
So I said that I don't see the funny part of the game because.. y'know Jesus was crucified, but the important thing of it, is that he agreed ! But he agreed for us! Jesus got killed because he wanted to save us! He wanted God to apologize US for all of the sins that we would and will commit (personnaly I don't know how it helped to die but...he did!) however Jesus died because he loved us, and for that, I don't really see why you are making fun of him (just because he believed in something else than you? And because he wanted to die for it? He didn't do anything fun or bad! Or perhaps you find fun that somebody dies- yeah there it's your problem ^^)
And for the quote "if your right eye made a sin, throw it away!" uh... Jesus obviously meant by this that we should do everything we can to try to not make any sins!
He didn't want to hurt us or to make us anything bad!

T-T in fact I don't even know why I'm writting all of this because I don't think there ar that many people who will read this all!
^_^ lol I'm not a christian myself but I have some friends who are! It's not because we don't believe in the same things that we should hate and make fun of each other.

For insteance, some people believe that money makes happiness, but it's there choice, it's not because of this that they're more stupid than the others.
You can't just make fun of people because they believe in something else!
And you should not make fun of Jesus because he died for us, and because he loved us! Even if it sounds stupid, he received a lot of pain for people who don't even care for him. Can admit that this is pretty nice (I know, you prefer to say this is stupid but in a sense, it's also nice! He thought about the others!)

So finally (yeah! This coment is almost finish don't worry! =D) you should be more respectfull for the people who have died! =)
And even if nobody read my comment or if some of the one who read it found it stupid, I don't really mind- I just wanted to write something long!
So... bye! =)

Funny....

As hell!
keep up the good work.