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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

good clean fun


great stuff you get to crucify him loads before he starts repeating himself.


(first apologies for the lengthy political/religious crap at the end but usually its only peopl on the side of religion that put toether a reasonable argument so I thought I'd give them something to think about !!!)
so funny how the people who hate this are the biggest hypocrites of all. read some of the bible qoutes.

as for saying this site shouldn't have offensive, discriminative shite on it. I think you might find the people that can make *fun* about stuff like that are the people who generally aren't racist/sexist/whatever-ist.

wasn't one of the qoutes "thou shalt not shag thy own sex" (ok I'm paraphrasing). Im not gay don't condone it, disgusts me but I don't write what is effectively propoganda saying its wrong and market it as 'the holy word of god'. Listen to yourselves. I don't beleive in god/jesus/religion per say but I would define myself as what christianity is supposed to represent - a generally rounded 'good' person. So I like sex/horror/fucking swearing. Doesn't mean I harm anyone, cos I'm not weak minded so's I can't seperate truth from fiction, and what greater work of 'fiction' is there than the good book if you read it literally - wake up (especially catholics) its a fucking extended metaphor.

Thats the fucking word !

Beautiful

Nice job with this! The bible verses really drive home the point. For some reason it's even a little bit disturbing to the non-christian, but thats what makes it so enjoyable...and educational!

pooop

not done very well at all I'm afraid. Think i'll rework it, make it better...

La la....

This movie was hillarious!
The graphics were nice... the explanations... blasphemous. For those who don't like this, take a joke. Not everything in the bible is true word for word. After all.... who can belive a book that was passed on by word of mouth for most of its earliest existance?
Also.. where can i get a pair of those nifty underwear?

Hmmmmm.....

You call that blood? Thats a sorry excuse for real blood. Screams are pretty real though. Most disturbing part is that you can do it over and over and over and over and over...
How many times did you KILL "god"?
question: is god really dead?
answer: yes I killed him at newgrounds.com