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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

great game!

@blake when i burn in hell i will be thinking how i fucked shit up and enjoyed life but when your rotting in you grave (well you can think) but you will abide by an imaginary mans law

AWESOME!!!

Jesus never existed, and you're trying to convince believers not to believe? YOU'RE A FREAKIN GENIUS!

Oh, this is quite interesting

I love how upset people are getting over this.
Especially the ones that are saying "He died for you", when he never even existed.
Furthermore, I find it ridiculous that they're getting into such a stink about it based on the fact that it's Jesus being nailed to a cross; I'm sure that if it were Osama bin Laden being shot in the head, or Allah being drawn, none of the Christians would even bat an eye.
Quel hypocrite!

What I think

I only give it any stars because I love killing fake characters, but even that is inaccurate, i wanted to nail his dick because I hate that people think this guy is real, but when i clicked it, it nailed the fucking feet! this game is a load of shit.

crap

Dude, DO NOT post religony games on the web. It is not just the message that pisses me off, It is that you actually created a game involving a religous guy. Plus, the gameplay is crap. you just press buttons to read shitty quotes. No fun, No goodness, just killing a guy who probably never existed and getting boringness. I just cannot understand.