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Reviews for "The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!"

it's fuckin' awesome

guess everybody wishes to be chuck norris now... haha
but hey, if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. if you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
so why don't sing about him... lol
it's a fuckin' awesome song.

astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS can see not just us but the whole universe. That cranky green alien from the planet of Nabeilah won't be smiling when CHUCK NORRIS kicks his sorry tentacled ass back into the other orbit like ten thousand light years away from our Milky Way! KUDOS FOR THE SCORE MUACK KISSES FOR YOU and hugs if you promise to eat this piece of cake from Portal!

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YES

THIS IS THE GREAYEST SONG EVER. The one issue i have with this song is that u get into the lyrics 2 fast i we dont know wat ur saying till we read the lyrics. I think have a little longer intro so we can take in what were listening 2 easier. Even just like a 5-7 second intro will allow us to appretiate Chuck even more than right now.

P.S the only person who doesnt need the intro is Chuck Norris, HES THE INTRO TO EVERY SONG :)

astroninja responds:

AGREED CHUCK NORRIS IS THE INTRO OF EVERY SONG, EVERY POEM, EVERY PLAY, EVERY MOVIE!

We wanted the intro to hit fast and quick because we had to at least ATTEMPT to avoid CHUCK NORRIS' almighty ROUNDHOUSE KICK. Sing or play too long and he would have jabbered us with his jabs before we got started. 2 minutes, quick and with enough time to run from CHUCK NORRIS for a single step, and that's only because he allowed us to get away with that one step. otherwise he could have chopped us in two with just his mind

WALKER TEXAS RANGER = AWESOME!

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Awesome.

Didn't know Singaporeans watched "Walker, Texas Ranger." He was in the greatest Mountain Dew commercial made, as well. it's cool to see more of your guy's awesome-ass music on NG; Chuck (Excuse me, CHUCK NORRIS :D) would be proud.

-S

PS - Did you guyz ever see the movie Dodgeball? CHUCK was in that, too.

astroninja responds:

YES!
And we have watched all his movies at the nearby DVD rental shop
We even had a PARTY at our houses , pop corn, potato chips, and CHUCK NORRIS was enough to get us through the weekend happy and dandy like pies from an oven!

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oh man...

this is just to damn funny.. at first i was thinking "how dumb is this" but then the song just grew on me.. ITS GOOD! and Funny as hell! This i s a winner! Great work!

Wyldfyre1

astroninja responds:

THANKS!!! CHUCK NORRIS grew on us as well. At first he was just AWESOME, then he become super-fantastically-frantically-machi smotically awesome!!!! Kudos for the score!

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Harf ya

Cool song! Chuck Norris FTW! Btw: did you know that Chuck Norris created Grand Canyon when he was riding a bike?

astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS grew plants and ended up with an island!!!!
Thanks for the KUDOS 10/10! you rock!!! More tunes from us soon :)
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