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Reviews for "The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!"

AWESOME!

I am a huge fan of CHUCK NORRIS. Way to go!
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10

astroninja responds:

Nice chick there he looks happy just about to be strangled and KFCed! KUDOS TO YOU AND YOUR SCORE!!

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Nice lyrics!

I like the lyrics keep u the good work ^^!!

astroninja responds:

YAY THANK YOU!! We give you FISH!
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Cookies and nice smiling things like strawberries too!

THANKS FOR THE SCORE!!!!
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Apparently...

... People are missing the point of this song. One mention of him is enough to clarify, but to truly understand you should read their summary of the situation. It is primarily about Chuck Norris, 50, 000 mentions of his name shouldn't be required.

Great song, keep up the good work!

astroninja responds:

Yes yes! We were afraid that mentioning him TWICE would result in people dying from aural sex or multi orgasms that would be quite scary we didn't want that! And the song is about CHUCK NORRIS, but what he represents, not how awesome he is, though he IS uber awesome, he's beyond awesome. he's like. The universe.

THANKS FOR THE SCORE! you are rockin' ninja!
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Sick song

its a sick song, but i give it a 9 for lack of Chuck Norris being metioned. Other then that its still a great song

astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS is mentioned :) But his name is so great that mentioning it more than once might kill the listener with aural sex!
But this song isn't about CHUCK NORRIS par se, it's about CHUCK NORRIS as a motivational speaker! :)

THANKS FOR THE SCORE, you are a true ninja!
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Really great song, but didn't really have enough to do with Chuck Norris to deserve its title.

astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS is used more as a metaphor, a pathway to Greatness, than about The Great One's life in general. CHUCK NORRIS pushed himself to become a real life GOD ON EARTH and he achieved it :)

THANKS FOR THE SCOREEEEEEE KUDOS TO YOU!
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