Reviews for The Passion of the Christ

[Caduceus]

Hey, someone has got to praise this guy.

At least he has the courage to display this type of thing, most people wouldn't fear the reviews but an eternity of damnation. Obviously he has a lot more balls than you think. I do see a lot of down points to this game (er, I mean torture device) mainly the fact that you beat the shit out of Christ, and the pitiful fact that he isn't even on the cross yet. If you were stupid enough to play this for two hours straight, you deserve to be in Hell more than this guy. To make everyone understand my view point more, how about "Hail Satan"? Never mind.

automatic responds:

An eternity of damnation? Crap... I thought I'd just get a stern lecture. What was I thinking? :)

Thanks for the tens!

[SofaQ]

Whipping Jesus

I dont know whats funnier, the easter egg of jesus giving you the finger or the fact that your pissing off so many people who can't take a joke! Hilarious!

automatic responds:

Whooo! NOW THAT'S A REVIEW!

Thank you, SofaQ! I give YOU a ten for class!

Congrats on finding the Easter egg, too... I know it's not too hard, but you're the first. (At least the first that's mentioned it...)

[Goblinm]

Chucklez

Hey, people are being too harsh on this thing.. obviously it's a joke and obviously it was created in no time flat, but it's good for a 2 second laugh, and to dance with blasphemy (which some people need to do more often)..

to the author: Some reviewers are right.. the flash is limited, i would enjoy seeing this flash with some extra features, i think you've got something!

automatic responds:

I think I've got something too! AND IT'S CONTAGIOUS.

:(

[senretsu]

Now THIS is a f_ckin review.

I would have given it a 2 in graphics cause all flash video's look the same but then i right clicked and selected play and found the coolest thing ever. i didnt hear the sound but people i know say its good oh well.

automatic responds:

Since you gave me such a high score, I'll overlook the shortsightedness of your review.

On second thought, no I won't...
"all flash video's look the same" [sic]? Hardly! I mean, come on... Xombie looks nothing like a stick-skate movie, and even the good ones have different graphic styles. So whatever it is that you're smoking that makes "all flash video's look the same," stop smoking it now, because you're missing out on a lot of brilliant artistry here on NG.

And thank you for the ten! :)

[l3l23nt]

good work

i do this all fucking day... since i dont believe in jesus, i'm in the least bit offended :) you should make more of this stuff, really good job

automatic responds:

Wow, where can I get a job doing that?