WHOA THAT WAS HARD!!!
I beat it... somehow. It took me 2 1/2 momstop to beat it.
For those who can't get past a certain something, here are the passwords:
Bowser Ring Koopa: Mario Is Missing
Red Arramer: Son Of Satan (Little Nicky!)
Golden Knuckle: Defender
Can't tell if it's Eruga or Cruga: Beast From East
Have a good time, sorry if I ruined anyones fun.