LOL bring knifes to a gun fight.
Well, mario brought a gun, but the matrix guy brought knifes!! AND THEY BOTH WON!!
Well, let live corpse rest in peace. Sad he comitted suicide.
Reviews for "Newgrounds Time Trial1-C"
peach is sexy wen naked
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Not bad
I think I like SickDeathFiend's the most but that is nothing against the others. However I think Livecorpse could have done more with the Mario parody (but I do apprciate that there was a time constraint) and while it was impressive how quick Eric made his I think he could have spent more time on it.
Meh
It was ok. The only one that kept it good was SickDeathFiend. Oo and for the guy below me, shorten your reviews a little bit k?
TIME TRIAL
helo
I've decided not to take the time an artist needed to coplete a flash into consideration, because that would be wimpish and unmanly. So without further ado, lets roll this hunk o junk reviews
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SickDeathFiend
GRAPHICS: 8
convinving, shocking, gory, and by all means its the biggest advantage of this flash.
ANIMATION: 7
torture/execution/idaknow animation was very impressive, other animations were only ok.
STORY: 2
eh, weak spot, its basically an execution scene, no further data. some testing facility that kills people? you like dr. Mengele SickDeathFiend?
HUMOUR: ??? (0)
questionable. personally i found nothing to laugh about.
SOUND: 3
some ambience (or im tripping) but the sounds were definately lower class than the graphics. (they were weak and unconvincing)
BOTTOM LINE: 5 basically because the point is missing. gore by itself won't do.
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T0MMY
GRAPHICS: 8
b&w! dark, scary, well done. gives the flash a feel. a tad of violence (ordinary)
ANIMATION: 7
a few crappy scenes but the majority was v.nice.
STORY: 5
not the real bomb but you can tell that there is a frame of it.
HUMOUR: 4
the tiny pistol. heh. heheh.
SOUND: 6
accompanies the action and spooks you out, but also not an ear's delight. timing is right.
BOTTOM LINE: 7. its got all the components that it needs. it doesnt matter that much that they are not perfect.
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Livecorpse
GRAPHICS: 4
urgh. its sure colourful but... urgh... i mean peach and her breasts remind me of sacks of cement. and that is only the part of it. some graphics look even power pointish.
ANIMATION: 4
whell... they move like they were made from wood. need i say more? (4 for the blood)
STORY: 5
a dazzling story full of adventure and excitement, danger, fights and love (sex? who knows). no really, its a short story about mario getting laid DUH there you have it. (there is one unexpected twist of fate hoo hoo)
HUMOUR: 5
present, and actually smile encouraging. the voices have something to do with it
SOUND: 3
ehh i guess it was the aim to make their voices reeally stiff and computerish. other than that no thrills.
BOTTOM LINE: 4 - what can i say? mario is sacred and he never bangs less than 3 chicks at the same time, the 4 is for insulting his holiness showing him doing a princess/manatee crossbreed :P
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Ericblak
music 1 irritating
graphics 0 terrible
animation 1 appalling
humour 0 (unless random flying shit makes you have a seizure)
story 0 (green alien shoots something. you know, its always a start.
and the black dude seems to have some part in it too)
BOTTOM LINE: 0
it made me really angry for being so random and sloppy. i can do better in power point with the keyboard only. its so bad i feel angry at myself for wasting time to write such an exhaustive review of an obvious Piece Of Crap.
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COLLAB: 6
you will find something of remote interest here, and its actually a contest, so, you know, here it goes:
prize:
1st place : T0MMY 6mm Colt Mini + 12 pcs. ammo
2nd place : SickDeathFiend baby kittens in vacuum packaging
3rd place : Livecorpse a box of condoms and a cigarrette
the snake pit : ericblak 4 hours in it too...
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so remember kids, stay in school and don't submit shitty flashes!
zip0v