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Reviews for "The Atheist and the Bear"

fuckin' halirious

that was some good laughs, nice art work to and voice

NeeKnight responds:

Glad you enjoyed it.

i'm stealing this joke

i've never heard that one before, but i know good material when i see it...that's really funny and my drunken friends will get a kick out of it...i'll give you a shout out if it works...
-nny

NeeKnight responds:

Haha. That's what I thought when I first heard it too. Hope they like it.

funny

That's a cute funny story. Good art and voice acting. Made it enjoyable to watch.
I don't think this flash is offensive, though it might be to atheists who can't take a joke or who find the subject of "God" to be offensive. Oh, and about what Mason_Clock said, "christians" don't persecute others. Just because someone labels themselves as a "christian" doesn't mean they really are one. Just like in the clock crew, they say there are "poser" clocks, well there's also been "poser" christians, who think that they can justify their actions by using God or religion. It's been known in history that christians themselves have been the victims of persecution. The Roman Catholic church slaughtered many christians from 538 A.D. to 1798 A.D. during the Dark Ages or Inquisition. These "true" christians were put to death by catholics because they didn't want to follow those corrupt catholic doctrines because they knew they'd be forsaking God/Christ. Whereas, an atheist probably wouldn't give a crap, and just play along to those evil bishops just to save their own life, cause they didn't think there'd be a God waiting on the other side to punish them if they did so. To atheists, the human life is all there is, so why would they let their lives stupidly be martyred for a God that they didn't believe in anyways. When apostle Paul went around preaching the good news, he got beat up, insulted, and threatened. People constantly plotted to kill Paul. But did he ever try to force people to follow him. He only said the message, if they listened, then fine, if not, he moved on to the next town, where others would listen. People who try to convert and kill in the name of God aren't really christians, no matter if they say they are.

NeeKnight responds:

Glad you liked it. And yes, there's a very important difference between those who call themselves "Christians" and those who truly follow Christ.

Well...

As an atheist, i did not like the part of the god appearance and the lie that us atheists ignore god and persecute god believers... we dont ignore god, we deny god... and we dont mess w/ other people belives... that being said,
THATS WAS FUCKING FUNNY!

NeeKnight responds:

You do have a point. There exists a wide spectrum of Christians, atheists, etc. where only the extremes are overly oppressive. It's wrong to negatively associate the majority with the minority like that. Glad you liked it anyway though.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was pretty good flash. I'm an Atheist and this is hillarious!!!! LOL