Oh madlibs.
American universities offer students many illegal courses that will prepare them to become good retards. You can get a degree as a bachelor of buttplugs or take a regular liberal Dildo tree course.
Or if you want to be a gay STD infested engineer,You can brain dead mathematics and differential condoms. Then, after 69 years, if you want to continue your studies you can write shrek fanfiction of become a doctor of retardation. When you get out into the world,if you have a diploma from a university you can get a job as a child pornstar. If you don't have a diploma, you'll get stuck with a lousy job like being a quintillionaire.So it is important that you study hard in high school so you can get a good chance at passing the college entrance aids test. Remember 'A little learning is a satanic thing.'