I'm no fanboy, but this is pretty funny.
Eleventy-billion megs...that's a gem right there. Not to mention that Asian chick. :P I like your style...we don't need super animated graphics to make a decent Flash, people! The voice itself had my sides splitting...this was pure, unadulterated genius right here. Stoned or not, I'd like to see more Flash of this caliber from you guys.
Wishing you the best for the holidays,
Surfer_Clock