different
WEll, when i has watching this It seemed like it was gonig to be A long intro to a really cool movie but it wasn't. the way you animated the words where great, most people just have them fade in and out of have something really starange that just makes the movie look crapy, but the way you did it worked really well with the movie. I am glad that some is tring somethnig new for a change but NEXT time make a real movie more people will like it.
it is not meant to be an intro, it's a preview for the movies that will be appearing later on today.You could say it's a sampler.
thanks for reviewing.
Lol
Cant really give you much for this but im guessing you dont like Ill Will Press much huh? Made me laugh a lil bit so you dont get a zero i guess. And your comment on the movie is... special.
How's this for a better review?
The graphics are great, the music's great...
But you're all still a bunch of jealous tools.
of course I'm jealous, he gets into the top 50 with movies he makes in an hour or so and stops better movies getting the awards they deserve.
1 for effort
I guess it could've been funny if you would've put more effort into this crap you know, just watchin Kermit's face is funny but not funny try harder next time.
Oh hello again. Rather than read your review (which actually wasting your time), I'm going to save my time and give you more erotic literature:
After a quick vaginal spell for hermione and 8 years in azkaban for hagrid, hermione was back at hogwarts doing the usual. Today for quidditch it was hufflepuff against griffindore. As always hermione and ron were both cheering for harry throughout the whole game. She always thought harry was so sexy riding that stick and handling those balls. It reminded her of the one and only night. The night harry stole her virginity. She can remember everything so perfectly, as if it happend last night. She dozed off in what looked like a slight daze as if she was confused and out of nowhere she got hit in the stomach with a bludger. Hooch called the game off. Quickley harry flew over and landed in the balcony everyone cleared the way and there was only hermione on the ground all bloodied up from the impact. She was takin to the hospital wing by the dumbledore (not the dead one) very quickly.
that night in recovery it was only her harry and ron. Ron went to go do homework for lupin in the dorms. harry was left alone with her. Seeing her body there reminded him of the night. the night when all evil was put to rest, the night he felt like he was reborn again, the night when he busted his load so much in her mouth that she started gagging...the night. quickly he couldnt resist himself he slowy unbuttend her robe and reached down her gold and red griffendore skirt there it was, the sky-blue thong. the minute he tried to just touch her pussy she regained conciousness. To a suprise she woke up thinking that it was hagrid, but it was harry. She gave him somewhat of a smile. he smiled back. harry asked her if she was ok. "now that your with me i am". He was so happy that she was alright that he kissed her. She saw that see was still undone from harry curiosity, so he started buttening her back up, but she stoped him. "as you were", she exlaimed. Harry was somewhat surprised but he continued.....IM STILL WORKING ON THE REST OF THE STORY. SRY
Since its your second review, have two!
But he seemed to be satisfied with me at last, and he motioned for me to come forward. He did not touch me, but kept his hands upon his knees as I knelt between his legs and did his bidding, parting his clothing and taking his manhood into my mouth, sucking and stroking him until he was hard, and he said softly, "Enough…"
I stood up, as he did, and he took my shoulders in his hands and turned me round, and had me climb upon the bed where I waited, on my hands and knees at the edge of it. He lifted up my dress and folded it back along my waist, then felt between my legs to see if I was ready for him, and found I was.
Standing behind me, he entered me slowly. His member was as large as any I have known and he said, "Am I hurting you?" I told him no and he said, "You must tell me if I do."
When he was fully in he paused, and I heard him sigh; then he rocked into me, fluidly, very smoothly, holding my hips lightly in his hands to pull me back to him, and with small circular movements of his pelvis he stroked himself in a constant rhythm, deeply in and out. Before too long I heard him draw breath heavily, and he moaned as he reached his climax and came inside me.
After a moment he withdrew, and helped me off the bed. He turned to reach for his goblet and he took it and sank back down again upon his chair. He said quietly, "Thank you, Freya. Cicero will take you back now."
this is gay
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SWANCHITA HAZE : Thanks Ted. So, who is Jes North? In 1986, Jes North was convicted for multiple acts. We believe his story is too upsetting to transmit. We only do so now with that proviso.
WITNESS 1 : I drew pictures of him and they were......disgusting.
WITNESS 2 : His handwriting was definitely too big.
WITNESS 3 : I remember once he got his bum out.
(Footage of man leaving a school. Rubs a potato while watching a group
of children and there is a simulated ejaculation. Stops the car by a
young boy whose clothes flash on and off. Dives from car and lunges in
Matrix style freeze-frame)
VOICEOVER : Like so many of his kind, North was required to leave school, after passing exams and took a job delivering potatoes. The perfect cover for a serial robe intruder. By night he trawled these hellblocks for innocent vulnerables. I recently met one of North's victims. She was in fact so upset she would only talk through her sister disguised as a plastic troll.
SISTER : (with spiky blue hair) She still can't really speak about it
VOICEOVER : We asked Kelly to demonstrate North's .... perversions. Someone who agrees to rub their breasts on television is clearly inexcusably disturbed. But incredibly it took police another 8 years to bring North to justice.
CHRIS MORRIS : At this house on the 26th of March 1986 North was arrested. He received 4 life sentences to be served...Austin Tasseltine?
AUSTIN TASSELTINE : Sequentially
CHRIS MORRIS : Thanks Austin. But even in prison North's rastapaedic impulse found new outlets.
VOICEOVER : He was allowed to write articles for a magazine edited by a man who, at that time, had a 9 year old nephew with a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls. The orgy of slywinking usery was only brought to an end by a stairwell noncebashing which left North braindead and quadraspazzed on a life-glug.
CHRIS MORRIS : Jes North is released tomorrow. Can we be sure that pervert mechanics haven't built him one of these. Of course we can't, which is why your children could very soon be splatted by a roboplegic wrong-cock. Now what are the facts about paedophiles?
Lardon Iridesko reports :
(Shows documents with company header "No Offenc" - "National
Organisation for Fighting and Eliminating Neighbourhood Crime")
LARDON IRIDESKO : This is No Offenc, the countries leading authority on paedophiles. Using Britain's best loved heads..........
PHIL COLLINS (singer): And I'm talking Nonce-sense
LARDON IRIDESKO : .........to broadcast paedophile facts..........
DR FOX (radio presenter) : (points to dead crab) This is a crab. This has sex with kids.
LARDON IRIDESKO : .........to those most in danger.
ANDY McNAB (ex SAS, author) : (in shadows)Let's just get one thing straight. The British Army has never launched an offensive against a 6 year old child.
GERALD HOWETH (MP) : Gerald Howeth here for No Offenc incorporating No Offence, No Offence, No Offence and No Fanks.
THE FACTS
LORD COE OF RANMORE : Paedophiles are very good at disguising themselves. These are two photographs of the same paedophile, before and after. And it works too. This man is still at large in the United States. He is believed to have a low status job inside the music industry.
GERALD HOWETH (MP) : How brazen and shameless is the modern paedophile? Well take a look at this card here. What sort of sick individual puts things like this up in a telephone box? What sort of thing was going through his mind?
DR FOX (radio presenter) : Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real "evidence" for it but it is scientific fact.
PAEDOPHILE METHODS
GARY LINEKER (presenter) : Children today often have mobile phones but so too do paedophiles using text message slang. And because they're on edge they dial wrong numbers so watch out for these.