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Reviews for "A Dumass Alien 3"

This was pretty good

After I learned what the deal was with this movie, i found out it did actually make sense. Not a bad job after all.

I'm going to explain this to everyone!

Ok, guys. Listen. First of all, this is the 3rd movie of a series. The first one was deleted because everyone called it dumb. It was good! Now, here's the plot for the first 3 movies. AlienFetus goes to Mr.Box's house, and Mr.Box complains about Spooky Spider (me) paint-balling him (Mr.Box). Mr.Box has a paintball-gun, but has no paintballs! So, they go to Japan, so see Kinto (more story on Kinto later). Spooky Spider follows, and kills Mr.Box by shooting him with rainbow paintballs. Kinto uses his machine-arm-gun to shoot Spooky with a single Chinese-star-energy-blast. The blast scars Spooky Spider’s face, and for the time, scares Spooky away. The movie ends with AlienFetus professing his love for Kinto by giving him a kiss on the cheek.
That's episode 1 of the Kinto saga. Now on to episode 2...
The movie begins with AlienFetus being pooped on by a bird. He then skateboards down a hill on his triple-axle skateboard (an invention that my little brother made). AlienFetus flips off the board and lands in the home of Mr.Box, who has amazingly come back to life. Mr.Box tells AlienFetus that Spooky is back, and he's shooting his house. The two of them go outside to confront Spooky, but Spooky blasts them with a super-energy-beam. The blast kills AlienFetus, but only send Mr.Box into the ocean. Mr.Box swims to Japan to see Kinto. After hearing Mr.Box's story, Kinto is ready to destroy Spooky. Luckily, Spooky has followed Mr.Box to Japan, so Kinto can kill him immediately. Unfortunately, Spooky has superior defensive energy skills, and can block anything Kinto blasts his way with his gun-arm. Spooky, in his cruel nature, explodes Mr.Box with his psychic powers, and this angers Kinto. Kinto goes Super-Kinto, regenerating his long lost arm and blowing up his energy gun. Kinto tries to destroy Spooky with his new Super-Powers, but his efforts are fruitless! Spooky blasts him into the hillside, and Kinto looses his superpowers for the time being. Luckily, Kinto finds his chopsticks, and proceeds to remove Spooky’s Heart with them. Hooray, it looks like Spooky is gone forever.
That's the end of episode 2
Now, onto episode 3
This one begins with AlienFetus going to heaven. St.Peter apparently doesn't allow aliens into heaven, so he sends him to hell. AlienFetus instantly turns into a devil, and then we go back to Kinto. Kinto, now with two arms, has bought or made a new gun, this one, instead of a replacement arm, fits on his existing arm. Anyways, they want to know where Alien went. The check the Bible and find that only humans go to heaven, so they assume that AlienFetus must have gone to hell. Kinto decides that in order to go to hell to rescue AlienFetus, they will have to die themselves. Mr.Box is reluctant, but Kinto shoots him before he can propose a better alternative to death. Kinto proceeds to blast his own brain out, as well. Next, we see Mr.Box in Heaven. This is when we realize that he is not a box with arms and legs, but a person in a box, because he gets to go to Heaven. Kinto, on the other hand, who took his own life, goes to hell. There, Kinto kills some devils and proceeds to take a nap, dreaming about AlienFetus, and hamburgers made of dog-meat. This is when we meet an unnamed-miniature-look-alike of AlienFetus. This little guy has been sent by Mr.Box to help Kinto (of course, you wouldn't know that as of yet). Kinto almost kills the little alien, but realizes he is not a devil. Anyways, Kinto goes looking for AlienFetus, and is led to a bar in the Chaos Sanctuary. There, he intimidates a devil to tell him about AlienFetus. And there, we are left to wait for episode 4!

Here's a brief history:
Kinto is Floyd, an Asian American who hardly ever talks.
Mr.Box is a character of Dümass... http://dumass.isfunny.com
Spo oky Spider is another character of Dümass, played by me.
And finally, AlienFetus IS AlienFetus, the creator of this cartoon.

Visit Dümass!
http://dumass.isfunny .com

wow

that was dumb

mindless self indulgence

damn good band

Hmm

You did a darn good job! Now for part 2, make sure you use the "smooth" button. It makes a huge difference!