I like "what if" scenarios. I imagine goldfish crackers wouldn't want to be eaten at all. The best part was the "fuck women" bit. That actually makes sense. Why is Tails so big? I knew Sonic was talking about rape.
Nice to see Scratch and Grounder too. I love jokes on wordplay. The handjob make sense. Hmmm, maybe you could put some color in. Well, that's really besides the point.