So funny!
I love it! Oh, here's my rating for every death:
Pistol: painful at the begining, painful at the end...
Shotgun: mmm, brains all over the floor...
Sword: that katana blade sure made a mess...
Golf club: ow, a golf ball in the head... or what was left of the head...
Baseball bat: if only Ron Harris was a baseball ball...
Machete: "chuckles" that pain cry was funny, and man, that hurts...
Kick and punch: that punisher sure knows Kung Fu and Karate...
Chainsaw: my favorite sound, a chainsaw killing a guy...
Axe: same as katana, only the blade is bigger and so is the pain...
Gas: nothing to say here, except it's poisonous even if I only watch it...
Large nail gun: man, if those aren't big nails, I don't know what's big...
Wire: ...ouch!
Stick: ah, a stick in the brain...lovely...
Sniper Rifle: oooh, that's gotta hurt...
Explode: C4, TNT, nitroglicerine, all of these are very powerful...
Hidden Short (s**t): YUCK! That tastes really bad...
Hidden Short (dick):OWW! That machete really hurts... especially when it's used on the "family jewels"...
Hidden Short (hamburger): that hamburger had a deadly virus called "Brainus Explodus"...