Laff
How exactly does one "suck a fuck"?
Reviews for "BLAM killer: First BLOOD"
DarDenINC responds:
hmmm watch something else then newgrounds movies and you will know
enough said
I can relate to this...sorta
This one time, I made a turd movie,submitted it, and I blammed it with my real account just to get more points!!! I blam to save the portal and the NG users from all the shit that gets submitted, like my (current) animations, I also blam to increase my voting power. But seriously, I am going to make movies WAY better than "stick dik". I think I have blammed at least twenty of doze movies as well; stick figures with absurd penises either being killed or put in some humorous fashion! It got nice reviews, but my 1337 voting power (4.75 votes, not a lot lol) blammed it like a fat kid eats cake! I also like making movies when i'm pissed, but I ususally don't submit them to give the greedy users blam points! I likes your movie too, and I thought your graffix were cool.
PS: a BLAM is not a person, it's an action!
{:TO IMPROVES0RZ:} NOTHING! (i'm being sarcastic on this line)
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I believe that you are a bit confused...
It would seem that your are getting "blammed" and "blowing the whistle" confused. A movie gets blammed when the people who watch the movie don't believe it is up to their personal standard (in the same manner in which you say that a movie sucks when you goto a theater). As for blowing the whistle, that is for when a submitted movie breaks the rules of NG (movie is stolen, pornographic, etc.). Furthermore, by stating that one should not vote on a flash on the basis they can't make their own is a bit hypocritical. I am quite sure that you yourself do such thing in life. When you watch a movie, see a car, look at a painting or even listen to music, you chose whether or not you like it. Since I'm almost positive that you can't produce movies, engineer cars, paint AND write/sing (if you can do all these things and any other millions of examples that I chose not to point out props to you). The voting system is just a basis for people to show whether or not a flash suits their particular tastes. I personally believe that the people who leave destructive reviews (i.e. "That sucked" or "That was a complete waste of time") should be the people ruin an aspiring flash animator's dreams. In conclusion, I would like to state that you shouldn't get angry about your flash animations getting blammed (even though you seem to care and put a good amount of work in them), instead try to learn from the experience and strive to get better. Hopefully someone has bothered to place a review that is somewhat constructive that will help you.
A nice concept with some nice artwork...
but I felt that there was really no real point to this flash, except to address the issue of people blamming the holy hell out of movies because THEY don't like them. A sequal to this would be great, but try to make it longer with a bit more of a background story...
it sucks
thats all crappy...