Reviews for French Erotic Film

[Haelow]

Ball gripping....

The song was great!!!!!!!!!! Is that dutch?! Man, dutch peoples must kick ass...

And it had Colin in it!!!!!!!!!!! :,)

[BigBoulette]

Here are the real lyrics

I was amazed the first time I've seen this movie. The text fits so much with the lyrics, while this aren't the true ones. Here are the real lyrics (100 times less funny)

"Oho!Oho!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Refrein:Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil.Om in de zee te drijven,tussen de lekkere wijzen. (2X)Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Ik lust geen championnensoep of bami, bami, bang.Sambal bij?Waarom mot ik op internet dat duurt me veelste lang,Waarom mot ik een GSM dat ding is altijd stuk,En een zippie drive met CD-rom, dat doet me ook geen fuck.Maar...Refrein...Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Tettetetettet, tettettettettet! Ik wil geen tatoeëring, van Pino op me dij,een triviante bij de buren, nah nee da´s niks voor mij.Ik mot geen breedbeeldtelevisie, ´t is maar dat je ´t weet,En geen video die de afwas doet, nou maar in je ... Huh?Refrein...Nee, ik wil geen zegeltjes,Ik wil niet over het gras lopen,En ik wil al helemaal niet praten met de bestuurder tijdens de rit,Ik wil geen gratis probeerset electroontjes,Ik wil niet naar huis, ik wil maar één ding!Refrein...Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Tettetetettet, tettettettettet!Oho!La la la la la, la la la la la!Tettetetettet, tettettettettet!Opblaaskrokodil!"

Don't worry, this text makes no real senses too :D

[daniel-davis]

ok

Knowing who you are i know u are capable of much better

[Fagtron]

Boring

I don't like these kinds of flashes. Before they used to be kinda good, but nowadays I expect more. They are weird that these are ACTUAL songs though. I can't believe someone would go through with making songs like this. However, these are crappy and nowhere near good quality and puppies need to shape up.

[Frontline]

a translation

whahah ill translate something for u not dutch folks :P
Oh yea and it rules XD!! 10/10
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Oho!
Oho!
Oho!
Jalalalalalah!
Oho!
Lalalaahajalaalah!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Oho!
Jalalalalalah!
Oho!
Lalalaahajalaalah!
I dont want champignons soup, or Bami with some other stuff in it!
Why do i have to go on the internet, that takes much too long!
Why do i have to get a mobile phone, that thing is always broken!
Zippy plays my CD-roms, because it doesnt matter me a f*ck!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Oho!
Jalalalalalah!
Oho!
Lalalaahajalaalah!
I don't want a tattoo, or a Pino doll with some crazy legs at the neighbours! No that's nothing for me! I don't want a broadscreen TV, just that you know, and a video player that does all dishes.
YOU CAN STICK THAT IN YOUR ***.
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR POST MARKS, I DON'T WANT TO WALK OVER THE GRASS, AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK WITH THE DRIVER WHILE DRIVING!!! I DON'T WANT A FREE TRY SET, I DON'T WANNA GO HOME!!! I JUST WANT ONE THING!!!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Do you you know what i want?
A inflatable crocodile, to float the sea in, between all pretty bitches!
Oho!
Jalalalalalah!
Oho!
Lalalaahajalaalah!
Oho!
Jalalalalalah!
Oho!
Lalalaahajalaalah!
A INFLATABLE CROCODILE!!!