boring
how could this become top 5?
nothing happens!
Reviews for "Clock/Lock War Pt. 2"
Enough Already
Any clock movie I see on NG almost automatically receives a 1 from me. The 1 is to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're not entirely horrible at drawing or animation. The low score is due to the fact that I'm sick of this longest-running-inside-joke-ever shit with clocks. What the fuck is funny/amusing/worthwhile/interesting about using stupid fucking clocks with computer generated voices. It's like an inside joke that never dies. Enough already. Christ.
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Yup...clocks suck BIG ass............
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U suck man. i dont think u got the "CC preloader" cuz u were never in the cock crew. Pretty half ass drawn clocks, and en even weaker movie/plot. But hey keep at it maybe thell send u that cc perloader.
Look clockcrew can really email!
You think I was a bunch of assholes look at what the GREAT ALL MIGHTY STRONG PUSSY ASS CLOCKCREW SAID. Have a look!
"Subject: "Clock" situation
Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,
I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the
so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times on the BBS and in movie reviews, but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us. The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.
Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:
anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"
acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.
If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve. Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)
search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and
have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.
This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.
We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.
Thank You."
And the clockcrew hate my guts I am laughing my ass off because of this email that Tom got and posted it to everyone! HAHAHHAH, bunch of losers, like when do you start to care about what others think ignore them, OR DO THE BRILLIANT THING make a movie about them such as me into your same old boring shit flash movies THIS IS ONE OF A KIND. Everyone insults me all the fucking time, such as that OoOOoO sooo soos harsh movie about me getting killed by a car with a "picture of me thats not even real" BUT ITS OK TO HAVE A FAKE PICTURE of me, I dont care other than the clockcrew, booohhooooo oh booooooohhhoooooo.