You go, Evil Slut
Awww, don't be too hard on yourself. I agree that it took a lot of guts for you to actually LEARN the program before crapping something out and plugging it into the Portal. You can't say that about most folks.
Anyway, you've got a cool voice and were really expressive in your reading. Keep up the good work, and really--it's not bad. It's teh g00d!1 =)