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Reviews for "An Ode to My Girlfriend."

Typical...

From my experience, girls don't go for that lifeless loser sitting alone in the corner. Sounds like she pittied you and you have just clung to her all this time. Maybe you should try what I did. GET OVER THE BULLSHIT, GET OUT AND DO SOMETHING. I'll assume you're still in high school, sorry if I'm wrong, but life starts once you get out of that soul destroying pit. The people who made you feel like shit stay in the jobs they've had for the past 2 years and you find something better.

Eyseicle responds:

I've long gotten over the "bullshit"... I've gone and moved to the home I'm at now... Even if it is just a 30 minute drive from where I used to live... It's a huge change, because the school boards were diffrent, and it was a totally fresh start on my life. New school... New friends... the whole bit.

Heartwarming...

Wow, that was so sweet... I was thinking of how you wanted to commit suicide and thought.. well when your girlfriend breaks up with you or something you will probably do something stupid like that *which I dont suggest you do* but then I saw her picture and thought.. wow well, they might stay together forever? Ehhh.. not that attractive, at all. But at least your happy.

Eyseicle responds:

That was the goal... It was to set emotions forth... And I get put down and critisized for the way she looks. I'm not the greatest lookin guy ethier... In fact, until I get rid of all the zits and shit... I'll still be very ugly myself.

Well now...... Touching.... To an extent.

I'm going to rate this flash as fair as I can in two different sections:

Section A -

Graphics: Subpar. Just a slide show of sorts. The artwork was also a bit edgy, but it fit the feel of the film well.

Sound: Very, very predictable in terms of trying to exert some sort of an emotion, especially when using Bif Naked's "Lucky". Good, touching choice, but also a simple one.

Interactivity: Nothing to comment on

Style: An ode to anyone you care about is always touching thing, especially to the one it's meant for. However, you also admit to taking ideas from another person, so you get a lesser rating for that reason.

Violence: You had a drawing of yourself pointing a gun to your head. Any way you look at it, guns DO point to violence.

Humor: The humorous thing about this film are some of the more colorful comments made by some of the reviewers.

Overall: Just a slide show and an ode to someone I don't know. I think it's safe to say that you do care for her, but you don't have to express it so openly. Once you let something like this out into the public and let others view it, expect some scorn. Which leads to.....

Section B -

Personally, I'm not the type of person to say mean spirited things, but in this case I have to be blunt. Your g/f isn't that bad. When love hits the hearts of two people, looks should be of the least importance. But, I really don't care to see stuff like this on NG. Also, your bravado in saying a statement to the effect of "Some of these people who say these things wouldn't say it to my face in real life" is like asking for trouble. Of course they wouldn't say it to your face. You know why? Because they're all human beings just like you who hopefully have enough compassion not to hurt a stranger's feelings. On that same note, if I were to be face to face with you, I WOULD say the exact same things I've typed here right to your face. One final thing, don't be so critical of the things being said here. If you let people's words hinder your morale, you're just a weak-minded simpleton.

laem

nobody cares about your girlfriend

Eyseicle responds:

You do appearantly... You reviewed.

Thanks for caring. :)

this made me laugh

A FEW THINGS THAT KEEP ME FROM THINKING THIS IS REAL:
1.) You say that everyone points and laughs at you because you are a faggot,and you have no friends, yet your 'Girl' friend was dateing your best friend (guy you saw once)
2.)At one point you are laying in a corner and you can see a crease through your leg, are you some kind of ghost?
3.)You seem to look diffirent in all of your drawings of your self
4.) at one point, you seem to look like a cartoon char., and your girl friend looks normal, which leeds me to think you have a weird, Ghost skin problem, that when your around your girl friend you turn into a cartoon figure. and you also become over whelmingly getty and happy.
5.)Your girl friend seems to be quite ugly, please get that checked out (i think they make cream for ghost bites)

all and all, I think you should of ended it a while ago.....I mean your already a ghost, i heard the 2nd death is pretty fun!
And i find great displeasure in your "dammit cat" cartoons

Eyseicle responds:

I find displeasure in YOU... Do you hear ME complaining??? I think not. Problem solved.