funny
very funny disordelery is wiked iv played it loadz it rokz!it really deserved my 5.wud be much better if had some fighting moves
Reviews for "Disorderly"
Game Guide: Disorderly
Stats:
Do not spend your vends on health, AT ALL.
Use strength first, then stamina. Mine was 125 str/ 30 sta and around 200 something health. [[Complete Ownage]]
Beginning of Game:
Spend your vends up to door ten, then start saving vends.
Why? I'll get to it later.
Level up your stamina and str to at least 100/30.
You'll need it to beat lv 5.
Minigames: [only doing the hard ones]
Suffocating- You against IA/ Click A and another button repeatedly non stop to win. [[You must do that, clicking A itself won't work.]]
Wrestling- Middle finger and index finger, middle on A and index on S, keep clicking until his hand slowly hits the table. I don't suggest you do this if you have athritis, and it only gives you +1 Sta anyway.
Other then these shits, everything else is pretty much there for you.
HINTS:: [[MUST READ DICKFACE]]
FIRST OFF= When you beat a boss, go back and go pass door 14. There will be doors 15 and 18 for you to explore.
SECOND: Explore all doors, durr.
THIRD: DO NOT USE THE NURSE OFFICE AT LV 4 UNLESS YOU NEED IT. As a matter of fact, don't waste any nurses office unless you need to. You lv up easier, and if you die, you have to start all the way to rank 1. Making your explored doors and everything you did fucking gone, so don't try dying.
ALMIGHTY GLITCH:
After going into Door 14, DO NOT go to door 15 to fight the boss. Roam around the halls, find yourself a weapon [[Handgun, rifle, chainsaw, or a bat would be the best]] Then go back to Door 15 WITHOUT USING THE WEAPON. The cut scene will appear, and when it starts you will have your weapon to deal with the boss quickly and efficentally.
Ranks:: Highest is Co-President
How to kill Grim Reaper: As I said, 30 sta mininum with shitloads of str. First off, you have to drive a go-cart and run around. Then at the end, you have to face him. Desperate mode, stomp, when he gets up, desperate mode, stomp, repeat. Make sure you have FULL health to face him, you'll need it. Follow this guide and you have a winner.
DAMN!
Not the 'kindest' concept--but what else do you expect from NG?
GFX: [09]
The cartoony look adds to the fun, and there's no blood--which helps out those of us--however rare--who actually have morals.
STL: [08]
The way the game is made is great...the game is actually challenging, and often you have to save the nurse rooms for later. I found myself praying to god that I'd win the Old Whore minigames, and every time I got a Cya-Nide, I'd find myself almost cracking my keyboard in half due to anxiety. As a result I only lost it once. Heheh.
SFX: [08]
The sound got repetitive after a while, but the minigames spiced it up. For example, the Geezer Clean was a bit of a surprise; the old guy's voice is...unexpected, to say the least.
BLD: [08.USAGE; 01.AMOUNT]
The only real use for the blood was to see when I just made a combo and scramble over to finish off my victim.
INT: [10]
Damn, it's not often I give a ten out here. This game was truly well made. The minigames varied in difficulty and quantity, but I only had one problem with this--as a result of a few bugs (namely the "don't attack who's attacking you when you're over a KOed opponent" one), I needed a nurse or special minigame more often then I'd have liked. I couldn't get past level three before running out of continues...most of which I lost trying to get a hang of the game. However, that's not all--the Army Wrestle game was nearly impossible--never won it once--and the pillow fight was the same. Also, for that matter, I tied on the pillow fight--both screens changed to R.I.P.--and still lost. All in all, though....
HMR: [10]
I found myself openly guffawing at some parts of this, because they hit me without ANY kind of warning. E.g. "Phil Latio."[1]
TTL: [10]
This game's addictive; I recommend anybody who likes fighting games or Wario Ware to play it. Why Wario Ware[2], you ask? Because of the minigames. The CONSTANT, light-hearted, fun, useful, entertaining minigames. Yum.
AVG: [08]
Need something to do? Pick this. That's all I have to say.
Dude
NICE!!This game ROCKS!!It`s a bit hard , but funny and with unexpected end.Although the voices and animation could be better. :)
kick ass game
kick ass....although i think u should add more levels though