not bad
that wasnt bad but it would have been MUCH better if it wasnt so damn slow!
Reviews for "Coleslaw's Room"
T.. T.. T.. T'Day junior
kinda too fucking slow paced, goddamned clocks.
Long Pauses
The waiting period between speech was way too long, i made 4 cups of tea during them and then went to the shops and bought some ice cream, then i came back and waited 10mins....then i heard the next line.
Coleslaw-clock responds:
I don't wanna hear about your ice-cream or your cup of tea, that was a gay review my friend...a really queer one.
Yet More Crap
-More crap that you made. This film suxed. It had poor art and you should put more effort into the background. The sound quality was horrible and it was too soft. The humor was dry. Poor overall so I hope you actually put effort into your next film.
Coleslaw-clock responds:
Hey!, KomradeSquall.Aren't you the guy that drank 2 beers in the 1st party you went to (at age 15) and died a pretty lame alcohol death, then some old drunkard found you nude in an alley and put you in his trunk,drove to the woods and layed you over the front seat on his car, then brutally anal-fucked you with a wooden dildo with paté,mixed with olive-oil, and then when you woke up the discusting old drunkard was on top of you and you had puke in your face and he had sucked your penis so much that the threads in it were all blue and the penishead was red.Well that must have been a terrible experience for you,I hope you see a shrink once in a while...that was a sad story :( ..good luck getting over it.
Pretty slow and unrewarding
You have potential, I suppose. Need to work on your comedy, though. This movie could have been pretty funny.
Coleslaw-clock responds:
COULD HAVE BEEN! are you mad! it was funnier than my granny dressed it leather tights..!, it's my masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!