ok, so it was bad on purpose
i understand that you are just showing ways to blammed, and i'm sure you could do better but, that still sucked big. maybe if you presented it better. and the irony would be great if you did get blammed. at least you can control when your movies are bad, unlike others who fail naturally.
not bad
an easy way to get blammed is to submit pure crap. at least this wasn't crap, although next time you could make it longer.
you forgot a few ways to get blammed
making a tricky the clown movie or an anti-clock movie. Anyway this movie was terrible. You say "making a movie with no preloader" as one of your reasons but then in the example u have a preloader saying loading . .. ...
that will be in the next installment. Anyways, I count no status bar as no preloader, and besides, how else should i explain it?