HOLY BLANK! THAT'S TOO CRUEL!
This is definitely a series meant for the Serious Shorts section. It's probably there already, if I'm missing the boat. If not, then admin's missing the boat.
Anyway, this is short, but sets the tone for what will naturally escalate. Corporal punishment of this degree isn't ethical for a public school system, but if that had been the case, I would complete OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMEWORK if that would keep them safe... The concept would collapse on itself on network television, but it fits okay with the Newgrounds crowd.