I bought FIVE!!!
But they won't stop humping my dog...
FIFEN!!!
Reviews for "ogm!1 v4mp1r3 kl0k!!11"
Vampire-Clock responds:
Well.... yes, you might want think about purchasing the official vampire clock dildo as well.
Happy clock day, <3 <3
Yay Vampire, dlkfhdlfk. Yay.
Ill. :(
Vampire-Clock responds:
Yay!! :D I hope you feel better soon <3
OOOOOOO! I want one!
Make it two! {{{Vampy}}}
Vampire-Clock responds:
teehee, Ill give you a discount sir!
When's the limited edition coming out?
I wrote a load of stuff then it tells me to signup. So I do then all the things I wrote are all gone. Oh well. I reckon vampire clock is excellent for getting the stains out of the toilet. Its sparkling clean now. I also am impressed by the voices made and the extra crazy dooodle dancing man who came in exactly at the right times. Berry gewd Lisa. The only complaint is that I can't find that free toothpick in my package. Where is it?
Dino
Vampire-Clock responds:
ahhh.... sorry, first 2 callers only o_o
IVA RASH
IVA BALDDERPROBLEM
Vpl GOOD!